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What is a baby
ghost's favorite game? What kind of street
does a ghost like best? What do you call a
dog owned by Dracula? Why was the
skeleton afraid to cross the road? How do monsters
tell their future? What does a ghost
get when he falls and scrapes his knee? Why do witches use
brooms to fly on? What do you do when
50 zombies surround your house? Q. Who was the most
famous French skeleton? A. Napoleon bone-apart
It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender asked. "I'll have a glass of blood," the first replied. "I'll have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second. "I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third. "OK, let me get this straight," the bartender said. "That'll be two bloods and a blood light?" |
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